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Marek is trying to sell a computerised crystal ball he has invented to a marketing executive, but the executive is very skeptical. "Go ahead" says Marek, "Type in a question." So the executive types, 'Where is my father?' After a brief pause the crystal ball answers, 'Your father is fishing in Scotland.'

"I knew it was a load of rubbish" said the executive, "My father has been dead for the last twenty years!" Totally unfazed, Marek says, "Ask the question in a different way." The executive types, 'Where is my mothers husband?' The answer comes back, 'Your mothers husband has been dead for twenty years. Hey! ..... Your father's just caught a ten kilogram salmon."

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