Translate this jokeA man went up to a LOT counter at Warsaw airport. He handed over his ticket and then placed three suitcases on the check-in scales. "I'm going to London" he said to the ticket girl, "But I would like the blue suitcase sent to Paris, the brown one to Rome and the beige one to New York."
"We can't do that" replied the girl.
"Why not?" asked the man. "You managed to do it two weeks ago .... and without me asking!"
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